I'm always getting into trouble or making an arse of myself... and recently I had the delight of an IM with someone... as I'm none too popular I entered into the spirit of the occasion with gusto.... and have to say that my virtual chatter was pulling out the stops to prevent the conversation getting dull...
He managed to avoid the 'clipboard syndrome' and the 'inappropriate familiar tact' which was, in itself refreshing... things were going swimmingly but it was getting late and my attention was wandering off to bed before I'd even switched off my computer.... when 'it' happened!!
'It' has happened to me before when having a conversation with my cyst who enjoys boring me rigid with tales of genealogy. What happened was she was showing me a file on some long time dead ancester and I was feigning an interest when I glanced at the lady in question's death certificate. I read:
'Multi Organ Failure' as 'Multi Orgasm Failure'!! which made me laugh out loud cos moments earlier my cyst had been telling me she had 15 children! And I immediately linked all that practicing without even one orgasm!... then I re-read... oops!... and when asked to explain what I found so funny - I blushed furiously and mutter something inaudible.
This time I managed to misread:-
What question do you want to ask someone who has died? It could be someone you knew or didn't know. Your pick!
as
What question do you want to ask someone who has died? It could be someone you knew or didn't know. You prick!
I flushed with indignation and made my excuses and went to bed.. thankfully without causing a riot over the imagined insult!... phew, at least I got away without appearing irrational and unstable.. but then again.. is that another rumble of thunder??
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