Aversion Therapy

‘fun’ is just a matter of perspective ….. ….


Calum!!! says: Hi

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: Hi… now you say something….

Calum!!! says: Wanna chat hon?

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: I’d love to but… My crayons all melted together.

Calum!!! says: what the hell

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: I’d love to but… I’m sandblasting my oven

Calum!!! says: ur crazy

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: That’s what they tell me

Calum!!! says: yea well its true

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: I prefer to say i have a tendency for irrational outbursts

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: want to spend more time in my blender?

Calum!!! says: ok…what do you do with that then

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says I’m building a pig from a kit.

Calum!!! says: cool!

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: but its hard cause I’m going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.

Calum!!! says: ? ?

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: AND… I have to eat more dots jst to get thro’ the day

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: even though My subconscious says no.

Calum!!! says: ok

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: Do you ever feel that you’ve left your body in your other clothes?

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: you know… like none of your socks match.. are we having ‘fun’ yet?

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: Oh no You’ve gone very quiet… dont tell me your yucca plant is feeling yucky

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: Damn Look at the time!!!… i have to go rotate my crops again because my uncle ran away with the pringle tree

Calum!!! says: ok calm down

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: I’m sorry about that I was temporarily insane.

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: Like the time i died then got better again

Calum!!! says: ….ok im goin t block you shortly

I’m going crazy. Wanna come along? says: Oh yeah? and blame it on the cheese Roll?

Calum!!! says: …..