Conversation with the 'ex'

RING RING - RING RING

"hello?"

"I'm at your house, and the lights are off. Where are you?"

"Oh we're here, sitting inside with the lights off"

SILENCE

"We often to that, just incase people come by unexpectedly. Hang on and I'll come to the door"

SILENCE

SILENCE

SILENCE

"Aye are you coming or not?"

SILENCE

"You're nae even at hame are ya?"

"And that Sir, is the reason why I feel so safe at home. Knowing your calibre of policemen are patrolling my neighbourhood"


~BRRRR~